FAQ (Frequently Annoying Questions)
1) What's a Miff?
It's me, stupid.
2) Why do they call you Miff?
They are my initials.
3) How old are you?
None of your buissness, pedo.
4) Where do you live?
My own little fantasy world. :D
5) Why do you think you are the queen of the dorks?
Why is there air?
6) You do know what dork REALLY means don't you?
Yes. And I don't give a flying crap about it.
7) What if I don't like your comics?
What if I don't really care?
8) I asked you first.
That's not a question.
9) you're mean.
Get off my website unless you have a REAL question.
10) So when's your next comic coming out?
Don't rush me. I cannot have a planned out date for when my comics will or won't come out. I'm no
machine.
11) I have an idea for your next comic, will you use it?
No. I never take requests from anyone.
12) Why not?
Because most requests I've taken in the past are lame no-brainer childish ideas.
13) That's not fair.
And that's not a question.
14) Do you always have to write comics about the Gorillaz?
Yes
15) Can you make comics about anything else?
I usually have U2 in some of my Gorillaz comics as guest stars.
16) Do you like anime?
No. Nor will I draw it.
17) Will you post anything other than comics?
Maybe fan-fiction, but not likely.
18) Will you put one of MY drawings on your website?
No. This is scrictly a my-drawings only field. Make your own website then.
19) Will YOU ever appear in these comics?
No. Mary-sue selfinserts have bad reputations. And I've had a poor rep of my own since kindergarten.
Don't count on it.
20) Can I be in one one of your comics?
When hell freezes over
21) Can you put one of my OCs in your comics?
See above.
22) Why can your OC be paired with Noodle (or Murdoc, 2D, Russel etc.) in your comics and
mine can't?
Becuase it's my site, my comics, my rules. Not happy with? Make your own.
23) What's your gorillaz comic series called?
Comicz
24) That's a corny name.
That's not a question
25) Will you appear in ANY comics?
Yes. In a different comic series with me and my friends, but groillaz WILL NOT be envolved.
26) I hear you like EEnE and Peanuts, will you make comics of them?
Not comics. Just open canvas art.
27) I am going to flame this site.
Go on ahead. I'll be sitting here not caring. (BTW, that's not a question)
28) You suck.
Prove it.
29) LIEK OMGEEEEEEEEZZZZZZ!!!!! HI MIFFFFF!!!! I LOVE YOUR COMICS!!!!! YOUR WEBSITE IS COOL!!!!
I AM UR BIGGEST FAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Oy, lay off. if your gonna do any buttkissing then leave. If like my art and would to complment
it then fine, but please do not leave comments like that. buttkissing DOES NOT PASS AS CRITIQUE HERE, GOT IT?
30) Are you sure you can't put me in one of your com-
FOR THE LAST TIME, YES. NOW FECK OFF.
